Rather than my giving you a list of happy ending massages in Phuket, you can now spot them yourself. You will also see some massage girls sitting outside. In the video below, you see me walk along one of the sidestreets. How likely is it that you will get a happy ending massage here? Unlikely. They are all wearing long dresses, showing no cleavage and none of these Thai massage girls approach you aggressively. Only a few of them are sitting outside of the shop. Now let’s assume you are walking past a Phuket massage place with a completely different set of Thai massage girls.
Using common sense, do you think happy endings are offered here? As you walk past, two of the girls get up and block your way. One massage shop you walk past has girls sitting outside. You’ve decided to explore some of the sidestreets, such as Let’s say one evening, you walk around in the Patong area just for the sake of it. In 9/10 cases, all you need is use common sense to figure out if you’re standing in front of a happy ending massage parlor. How do you know a massage shop offers happy endings? Is it considered rude to ask? If you are a first-time visitor to Phuket (or Thailand), you might be a bit confused.
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How To Spot Happy Ending Massages in Phuket? I will tell you why you need not worry about these signs and where to actually find your happy ending massage in Phuket. Many of the massage shops in Patong have a sign saying, ‘ NO SEX‘Īre there no happy ending massages in Phuket?Īfter all, one of the things you wanted to do in Patong is get a happy ending massage. However, as you walk around in the Patong area, and pass by dozens and dozens of massage shops with girls trying to pull you in, you might notice something rather odd (at least for Thailand).
It definitely is a single man’s paradise if you know where to stay, where to go for happy endings and visit during the right time of the year. I’ve spent several months there during off-season, paid less than $10 per night (sometimes less than $5) and had lots of fun (happy ending massages, freelancers, Tinder, Phuket Nightlife). Phuket (particularly Patong) is one of my favorite spots in all of Thailand.
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